The Grifties

Our fans. Our family. Our target demographic. Join today and unlock exactly nothing.

Membership tiers

Every tier is free, because there is nothing in it. Pick the nothing that suits you.

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Grifty Gold

$0 / forever

  • Access to nothing
  • A gold-colored feeling
  • Priority placement in a queue that does not exist
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Grifty Platinum

$0 / forever, but fancier

  • Everything in Gold
  • Access to nothing, in a nicer font
  • A badge that you may imagine
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Founding Grifty

Closed / was never open

  • Everything in Platinum
  • The word "Founding"
  • Bragging rights over people who joined later

No money changes hands, and no perks are provided or implied. A merch line is rumored and denied.

Grifty of the Month

Leave a comment on any Grift Tank video. Each month we pin one and award that Grifty a certificate worth nothing.

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