Our Companies

The Grift Family of Companies

Eighteen things we are definitely not licensed to do. None of these are real insurers, airlines, lenders, utilities, currencies, uptime, or intelligence.

Family quote of the day"Family."— Some Guy Who Drives Fast

Money the ones that handle your nothing

Grift Credit

Build your credit score from the ground up. Then dig it deeper.

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GriftCoin ($GRFT)

The cryptocurrency backed by absolutely nothing. Number go up. Allegedly.

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Grift Tank Check Cashing

We cash anything. Fee: all of it.

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Griftcards™

The perfect gift for someone you're mildly annoyed at. Redeemable at nothing.

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Insurance covers everything except the thing

Grift Auto Insurance

Covers everything except the car, the driver, and accidents.

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Grift Home Insurance

Protects your home from fire, flood, and wind. Mostly "and."

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Grift Life Insurance

Peace of mind for the rest of your life. Terms and the rest of your life not included.

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Grift Mobile Insurance

Covers your phone against everything except your phone.

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Media Grift Worldwide Entertainment and its divisions

Grift Worldwide Entertainment

The parent company of everything you watch, stream, hear and wonder about.

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GriftTV

Now showing: reruns of reruns, live.

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GriftSports

Live from a field that doesn't exist.

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GriftWireless

Unlimited coverage. Limited to what you can imagine.

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GriftStream

Watch anything, eventually. Buffering is a feature.

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GriftNews

Breaking: nothing. Live, from the studio.

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Everything else air, sun, servers and a robot

Grift Air

The airline where "delayed" is a lifestyle. Now boarding: your hopes.

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Grift Solar

Harness the power of the sun. At night, we harness the power of optimism.

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GriftOps

Continuous delivery of nothing. Exclusive commits for subscribers.

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GriftAI

Artificial intelligence for the work nobody wanted to do. Now with more work.

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Two of the family have a working demo. Neither works.