Global Research Institute for Forward Thinking
Innovation in questionable ideas.
Grift Tank LLC is a leading provider of hypothetical schemes, leveraging synergy, vibes, and plausible deniability to deliver value to absolutely no one.
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Our four-point plan for disrupting the concept of "doing it properly."
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Forty slides. Zero revenue model. Full confidence.
Held at a timeshare you don't own. Bring your own lanyard.
Learn to not look at things, together, in a breakout room.
Classics from the Grift Tank vault. All fictional, all terrible.
Customers pay us to not sell them lemonade.
It's a receipt for a receipt.
Artisanal, hand-poured, sourced from "a faucet."
A rebrand that fixes nothing.
Covers the thing that covers the thing.
Pays out only if you never, ever sell. Or file a claim.
Prime lots. Great views. A little far from the schools. To the moon.
It's literally a dip. Comes with chips. Stonks.
Three more things we are definitely not licensed to do. None of these are real insurers or airlines.
Covers everything except the car, the driver, and accidents.
Protects your home from fire, flood, and wind. Mostly "and."
The airline where "delayed" is a lifestyle. Now boarding: your hopes.
We cash anything. Fee: all of it. Every check below is a cartoon and is void everywhere.
The perfect gift for someone you're mildly annoyed at. Redeemable at nothing, in any amount.
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The Global Research Institute for Forward Thinking. It's a real acronym for a fake institute, which is the most respectable kind.
No. Grift Tank LLC is a joke among friends. It makes up ridiculous, cartoonish schemes for laughs. It will not help you scam an actual person and we'd like you to be a delight instead.
We're an LLC the way a paper hat is a crown. Legally, we are vibes.
You can invest a minute of your day in clicking the big yellow button. Returns are measured in groans.
Four fictional sharks with strong opinions and no authority. They never agree, which is the only sustainable business model we've found.
Tell your friends. They're the board.